Mixmaster Mike hits the nations capital!

mike
Originally uploaded by Fist.

thats right ladies and gents, Mixmaster Mike will be ripping up the ANU Refectory on 25 August. To say the least, the quality of music being delivered to the Canberra region in recent times has been rather ordinary, but it seems times are a changing. The word has got round that the Stallions are wanting more, and the best of the best are responding. Butterfingers, Faker, Cog and the likes of Shihad will also be making the journey over the next couple of months so get off your ass and come see these guys, you may even be lucky enough to meet a stallion!

Ohh the agony...

Ahh it was as typical as any other day leaving the once familiar ground of the hic, only this time it was different. As I was leaving the confines of our humble workplace, she stole my breath away. Though others engaged me in conversation, my glance kept straying to where she stood......I gazed at her with undistinguished admiration. To my joy, some quality in her eyes returned my look allowed me to perceive that she too sensed some magical attraction, and I felt as though a strange and wondrous flower had blossomed within my breast. What agony I felt as the time of my departure arrived, as I bid my way past those security gates. My head whirled and I scarcely knew where I was. Suddenly I realize I cannot accompany the rest of the stallions through these trying times and know that its only a matter of time before she is mine forever. I feel as though I am in the grip of a fever but know I am in excellent health.....I think of nothing but security lady and know deeply that I am in love, for I ache at the thought of time that must pass before I can gaze upon that perfect face again......

Reshard Moore.. The world has yet to see

Ok guys, get ready. After the dog on the tuckerbox debacle (I was braindead when I posted that) I thought I'd better redeem myself, and with this latest addition, I think I have more than done so.

This is a blog found by my sister when trawling through google image search for something unrelated.

Now round here there is a lot of talk of man biscuits, but this one really takes the cake.. He's more handsome than Fraser Gehrig with a masters degree from Handsome Boy Modelling School.... So without further adieu... I give you....

Reshard Moore

Try to keep both hands on the keyboards boys... Let me know what u think.

The dog on the tuckerbox - Hooray!

Driving between Adelaide and Canberra recently, I was fortunate to be able to visit an Australian icon called the dog on the tuckerbox "...Nine miles from Gundagai". It is possibly the most incredible thing I have ever seen. I have decided to share the magic that is the dog on the tuckerbox with everyone.
Here's a picture, what do you think guys? fantastic isn't it.

Work Is For Losers...

Something happened Sunday night, it was the first time I realised I actually couldn't give a shit about work. As I was drinking and smoking up a storm in the wee hours of the morning, I remember thinking just before I vomitted horribly, horribly, that I had to go to work 2moro. The thing is, I just didn't care, probably shouldn't have had the next joint, but thems the breaks. Usually there is that little man saying "Don't LDK, you need a job to buy more beer.." But this time he wasn't forthcoming, have a passed a point of no return?

I couldnt even be bothered ringing work when I woke up on the couch, a little dazed and confused at 11am. I sent a one word sms to my boss simply reading "sick"..

On a side note, these 4 day weeks are really doing it for me, don't think I can go back to the old days of the 5 day week

City of churches... I think not..

I realised today, walking down my old friend Rundle mall that the number of hot women in Adelaide is just OUT OF CONTROL. Living in Canberra so long has desensitised me to crap public spaces filled with average people living average lives.
I would really like to see a group venture organized to bring the Stallions over, en masse, so they could see with their own eyes....

Hope you guys are keeping the Canberra flame burning. We're hitting Electric Circus tonight, which from all accounts is da bomb...

Its SO good to be home.

:)

And then there were five...

Yes, as Debsie has incinuated, it seems as the CIH stallions have lost Boris to the scrap heap of bureaucracy. Apparently he is too "Russian" and not "Aussie" enough to remain in his job. What a crock of fucking shite...

I think the call to arms is finally here for the stallions, it is time for us to regroup and bring down the oppressive regime of the HR, not with words, but with blood..

Its a sad sad day.....

Say it aint so Boris.....

jebs support band....

neon
Originally uploaded by Fist.

yum! neon, get yourselves some of this tonight boys

Magic Dirt

Reading review...pretty accurate actually

....despite the bitter cold and subdued midweek crowd.....until we rocked up

......I felt they were somewhat lacking tonight, though judging by the audience response, Its seems I'm in the minority.....well that was the case until we got the partie started ;)

Has anyone seen this man?

i'm becoming a little concerned, has been mia since yesterday

ps. looks like dogga in this photo

Making himself at home :D

What happens when Debsie locks himself out of his own apartment on a Sunday night, and Fist is no-where to be seen? Take advantage of someones hospitality thats what! Fair enough, she did say 'make your self at home' so after demolishing 6 extra drys I decided to investigate wine cabinet and devolve in half opened cab savs! Hehe meanwhile, all this drinking was making Debsie one very hungry man.....so might as well rape and pillage the subjects pantry whilst ones at it!

Finally Sally comes home with RMC chump date in toe....and looks upon the scene of gluttony. One very pissed cunt, passed out on couch, cookie crumbs and wine glasses in large numbers...all whilst James Bond in cranking on full ball! Hahaha

Boris won't eat his worm

....what a fuckin pussy.

Boris is... Krafty Kuts

Hahah what the fuck? I didnt realise that boris was moonlighting as Krafty Kuts. He's a dead ringer.

Meanwhile, in Wollongong

Meanwhile, in the heart of Wollongong, Fist is doing his best to join the tequila spirit and downing a Corona. Its end of exams and the uni girls are out about and generally off their face. I like it. The North gong being ripped to the shit as we speak, but soon it will morph into a bigger, funkier, gak worthy establishment that may one day challenge the might of bourbon street.

Ferret Boy and I were just talking and...

we decided that we were the best thing that has ever happened to boris. If it wasn't for us, he'd still be a dark ages speaking pigeon english and lets not start on the gak my friends...

On behalf of all stallions...

I'd just like to send a big thanks out to boris the bulletdodger!

Today he tried to get us all fired with his crazy boris antics, what a gun.. I guess we will find out on monday whether we still have jobs to go back to. Might as well treat this paycheck as out last. hehe

Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.

Sometimes I wonder about the CIH Stallions. It seems all they have been doing today is bitching over some fucking meeting of the minds (MOTM). Do they think I want to hear this shit? Ive got more important things to think about, like where my next beer is coming from. If they want to remain stallions, I think growing some balls might be in order...

Another day in hell...

If I was to say Tuggeranong was a wretched hive of scum and villany, would anyone object?

What does a trent barrett supporter look like?

Here ya go...

Hentai, Anyone?

I was doing a google image search and came across Prisoner No.7. Enjoy!

If anyone says..

four finger freddy doesnt come through in the clutch. They can come speak to me and I will slap them silly with my long dong. Word.

I want everyone to be sharing the love like this on friday night...

Stallions after a hard night at the office... Did I say sex on a stick??!

Awww... Isn't he Cute

This is me getting all up on some girls shoulder... Like a ferret up her drainpipe.

Great, just when I didn't have enough of this shit at work

New addition to the family

Guess what came in the mail today, A brand spanking new isi cream whipper (I love you ebay). I'm certain that this little baby will bring plenty of joy to the family in the coming months, years decades. It has many uses, one of them being whipping cream.

'El Jimador'

This weekend we are set to discover the flavour of 'El Jimador' Tequila... what will happen after that, who knows. Thats the wonderful thing about tequila.. You drink/snort it and then anything can (and usually does) happen. I'm excited... Are you?

I bet its not as good as 1800

How to show a friend you're pissed off with?

I say jack off into his/her shampoo bottle!

What do you say?

Why do turtles have pink feet?

Frankly, I don't know and I don't care.

Ferret Boy is In Da House

You heard it right folks... Ferret boy is here and ready to get controversial.

I'll keep it short cos frankly I have nothing to say right now except HI!

Good times

Wow, my first ever blog...