Tuesday, March 14, 2006

The Gut of Andrew

Ok so I recently did a little sporting research because I’ve got ‘some’ time on my hands. It turns out that the Milwaukee Bucks are a mere 18 and 26 when Andrew Bogut scores less then 13 points a game. This in turn means that they are an astonishing 13 and 4 when he scores 13 or more. 13 and 4!? Are you serious?

Can I just ask Terry Stotts, what the hell are you smoking? Why can’t you run some more post up plays instead of letting Michael Redd shoot the ball forty times a game?

Granted this is what Stotts actually said at the start of the season - ‘He’s a terrific shooter; you just can’t afford to let him get open. But I’m looking for him to be more of an efficient scorer than a volume scorer. I’m not putting numbers on his game, but he’s going to have more players around him and that should enable him to be a more complete player than just a scorer’ – In other words, pass the fucken rock to Bogut bitch!

Cock.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

How Delightful!

Back Again!

Canberra not included on the list... Who's up for a trip to Sydney?

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Severed Hair Folicals?

Yes kids, the Stallions don't lie...

I have lost my hair (well a good 90% of it)

Ferret Boy says I now look like Ted Danson. I heed this as a warning to all people that ever think about entering a hairdresser on acid, only bad things can come. Hence I now look like Becker!

Stay classy san diego