Strangest thing happened last night...

I was sitting in a bar with a couple of Stallions enjoying what was the backend of a hard gruelling, energy sapping day in the public service. When I suddenely turned around and there was Fist just licking the arm of my jumper. Like any normal man all that went through my head was 'wtf'? I have no idea and can only assume he was making a non-so subtle attempt to 'pick me up'...

It was sort of flattering in a way, its not everyday a Stallion of Fist's presence makes a pass at me. I'll have to think how I can let him down gently..

Another milestone for the Stallions

Yes, thats right we made it to 1000 hits! Thankyou very much to everyone who has graced us with their presence, you are all so special!

Keep it up USA, your leading the pack of our international visitors. Special mentions also goto Thailand (fair enough boris is currently dodging bullets and trying to avoid paying for sex there), Singapore, the Netherlands, Canada, UK, Portugal and Spain. Everyone else keep up the good work and your country might get an extra special Stallion mention when we reach 5000!

subnote: to celebrate this event, google has been so kind as to index the blog. hello google, hello world!

Whats on.....scrotes in the email thats whats on!

Blog Do's and Dont's

Ok since all this nonsense started, I've been reading a lot of other people's blogs (via the trusty 'next blog' button). In these time wasting sessions I've encounted a whole spectrum of different blogs, from mindless self indulgent dribble to thoughtful and entertaining rants. (where do we fit in?). But despite being new to the game I think that I've worked out some reasonable guidelines for what should and shouldn't go on blogs, so here goes.

Do:

• Allow anonymous comments (if someone's got something to say, let them say it, even if they won't put their name to it)
• Include lots of juicy pictures (even if they're not of nutsacks)
• Post regularly to keep it fresh

Don't:

• Write blogs in languages other than english (english is the new latin, monkey talkers)
• Think too much about what you're writing (honesty is the best policy)
• Make a commercial blog (if you've got a product/service to sell, stop being a tightarse and make a real website)
• Adorn your blog with lots of javascript and flashy little animation. Not only is it tacky, it means I load up your shitty little blog, click on 25 Javascript errors that popup, and half the content is missing. If you need to rely on cutesy crap like that, keep your absent thoughts to yourself, forget about blogging.

Weekend adventures?

...........With Boris still in Thailand, and LDK venturing to the happy lands of Byron for Splendour in the Grass, the Stallion numbers have been cut in half. Will the remaining members keep the Canberra flame burning you ask? Hell yes! The possibilities are endless and the partying will be in full swing..... where will we end up? I can't say, but the road ahead contains endless possibilities.

Japanese girls don't wear G-Strings

Just a short one as to not push the scrotes too far down... check this out.. Only in Japan

Scrot-a-rama

Update: well 20 votes later it seems a foregone conclusion that the whats-on mailing list will be receiving some scrote in their inbox. 1 person voted for the scrotes to be removed. Is this the kind of person we want on the blog, I think not!

As much as i love those scrotes being the last thing i see before i go to bed and the first thing i see when i get up in the morning, i believe it should be UP TO YOU, our visitors to decide whether they stay or go.

You could go so far as to say this is a big-brother (spew!) inspired event. It's simple. Make your vote count cos you only get one, unless of course you find another computer and completely rig it!

My personal opinion is that the scrotes will most likely live on, but we will see!

What would you prefer happens to the scrotes?

Nothing, leave as is
Keep on blog, but as a link
Remove from blog
Email to whats-on

Who's scrote is that?

We've got a very special treat for all of you out there in blog land today. We're gona play a little game called "Who's scrote is that". The first person to leave a comment correctly identifying all four nutsacks wins a king sized twix, hand delivered by poindexter himself.

There is but one clue. The four scrotes do not necessarily belong to four separate people, there may be one repeated. (There would be four separate scrotes if fist had been any kind of backseat scrote photographer... oops there goes another clue)

Let the games begin :)

What A FRIDAY Night

I know you missed us, but the STALLIONS went to a small pokey country town called wollongong for the firday night. Oh the hilarity. Contrary to popular belief, this place is the bomb! We cruised fron the brewery to the oxford to the glass house to cooneys to the BEST JOINT IN THE GONG... BLUENOTE!! Oh the NORKIES!!!

By the way, Debsie's brother is pretty damn cool, but a little self-absorbed, while his sister is an absolute FOX...

What else can I tell you.. The last thing I remember is a hot DRUNK slut at the North Gong Hotel yelling at the top of her lungs "Anyone want my cunt?!" Of course we all obliged..

P.S. Fist's Mum was a fucking HOT and HORNY bitch when she got married.. How did James C. end up with such a hottie bitch.. What a Champ!!!! I can't wait to see Corinna's SNATCH, I bet she's STALLION worthy..

Oh and FRANKIE FOUR FINGERS HAS FINALLY GOT THE MESSAGE THAT HE'S A TOOL

Due to popular demand

As I'm so self obsessed and quote a "wank stain" I am no longer going to be associated with this blog.

Enjoy your corner of cyberspace stallions

Mark

So Boris is lost to CIH...

..but atleast he remains a Stallion!

It seems he's moving to a job in a place called 'Watson'. You would have thought he have the fucking decency to move to a suburb that any of us had FUCKING heard of!!!

He really is the most inconsiderate Stallion I know. Maybe a few weeks in Thailand contracting various STD's will help him become a nicer person..

In Memoriam

I am not produced by pharrel

Scandal hits the Blog!!

It seems that power has gone to the head of some Stallions and there has been some censorship of posts.. Is this right? What was his motive? The intrigue.. I think a case like this screams out "Goran, where are you?!!"

Is this as big as Clinton putting a cigar up some girls love canal? All im saying is don't be surprised if this is in the Daily Telegraph before the end of the day..

...in the meantime all Stallions have forfeited their rights to administrator access.

Good day to you sir!

We've taken a hit, we're going down!!!

It seems that the stallions are dropping like flies... First there's fist who's got his (miniature horse) mates over from Woolongong, Frankie's in bed with some god forsaken illness (sexually transmitted?) and now long dong kong is bailing, citing poorness as a reason. What will become of the already dessimated stallion crew on this wintry Canberra friday?
Will the three remaining stallions rally together and generate enough heat to sustain life? will the miniature horses step up to the plate and contribute? will fist be brought back in to the equation?
All these are questions that will only be answered in time. If you're reading this, cross your fingers and or pray for us. I'm thinking the power of tequila and the might of TeeBee on the Toast decks might just see us through.

God Speed Stallions, this may be one of the most difficult missions we've faced yet.