We've taken a hit, we're going down!!!

It seems that the stallions are dropping like flies... First there's fist who's got his (miniature horse) mates over from Woolongong, Frankie's in bed with some god forsaken illness (sexually transmitted?) and now long dong kong is bailing, citing poorness as a reason. What will become of the already dessimated stallion crew on this wintry Canberra friday?
Will the three remaining stallions rally together and generate enough heat to sustain life? will the miniature horses step up to the plate and contribute? will fist be brought back in to the equation?
All these are questions that will only be answered in time. If you're reading this, cross your fingers and or pray for us. I'm thinking the power of tequila and the might of TeeBee on the Toast decks might just see us through.

God Speed Stallions, this may be one of the most difficult missions we've faced yet.