Strangest thing happened last night...
I was sitting in a bar with a couple of Stallions enjoying what was the backend of a hard gruelling, energy sapping day in the public service. When I suddenely turned around and there was Fist just licking the arm of my jumper. Like any normal man all that went through my head was 'wtf'? I have no idea and can only assume he was making a non-so subtle attempt to 'pick me up'...
It was sort of flattering in a way, its not everyday a Stallion of Fist's presence makes a pass at me. I'll have to think how I can let him down gently..
posted by long dong kong @ 11:24 AM
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Knowing fist, it could have been that he saw you spilled some drops of beer on your arm and didn't want to see the precious amber liquid go to waste...
Was he pitching a tent while he was doing it? if so then he was probably just horny.
Hehe I'm insanely jealous, even if it was a little disturbing and even slightly psychotic.
Funny how he chose that particular line of revenge for throwing his id pass across the bar room though. Obviously the id pass, and its origins, don’t really hold much value to him other then the fact that he can’t get to work without it ;)
you should be so lucky ldk, mess with me next time and you may get a lick on the face (asking for trouble!)
Don't worry, it's ok Fist, you don't have to hide behind the 'facade' of revenge anymore. I know you can't help but be attracted to me, hell your only human.
I think the next step from here is how to get you help and support when you realise that nothing will come of this 'man-infatuation'. Its nothing personal Fist, its just I don't want to ruin our friendship..
*sits in the corner and weeps desparingly*
Don't worry fist, come get warm by my fire ;]
The simplest way to let fist down gently is to be brutally honest and lie.
Brute honesty being the facede to a well constructed lie of course.
Herpes Simplex B is a good avenue for escape in this instance. Although it is becoming increasingly common, its powers of distraction are enormous... even with beings of enourmous (small mounds) of sexual charge.
Yours in nurse perversion,
Dr. Sparkle.
colonel sparkle is a fully qualified doctor. Please do ont try to associate him with Frankie!
I am a fully qualified doctor.
I taught Dre through medical school ;)
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