Sunday, December 11, 2005

Sex, sun and sultry goddesses


I should really post something of a weekend rap considering the debaucherous antics of friday night, but after a few sunday drinks, todays events have really come to the fore.

Starting out as nothing more than a casual game of bitch and slut with Debsie and father, by the end of the day it seemed as if Debsie not only had agreed to 'shift' some tapas for the sultry 'Holly' (of Holly and Gail), but had got in depth with local video girl and her love for the stores porno collection. While I appreciate Debsies efforts in praising me for selecting the debaucherous title in question and claiming that i was 'too scared to borrow the title' myself, I absolutely applaud Debsies efforts in asking the video girl if the porno about girls in cars she was describing was anything like 'pimp my ride'.

Stay tuned for the latest developments in the tapas and tasty video saga!

Monday, December 05, 2005

I'm going to the dandys!


Let me say....yehaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I am finally going to see the dandy warhols...live...up close at Metro in Jan.

The bastards seem to have been eluding me for the past couple of years but I have you cornered now, no escaping bitches!