Thursday, November 30, 2006

Woman caught horsing around with stallion

See here
November 30, 2006 03:10pm
Article from: Agence France-Presse

A WOMAN has been charged with bestiality after she was allegedly caught naked in a paddock having sex with a horse.
Officers allegedly found the 35-year-old woman commiting an indecent act with the horse when they were called to a field in Lismore, north of Sydney.

"The woman was arrested and charged with bestiality and behaving in an offensive manner,'' a New South Wales police spokesman said.

The Casino woman was bailed to appear in Lismore Local Court on December 18.


I know chicks wanna get closer to the stallions, but this is ridiculous...

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Pornography for all....

Don't be disappointed, I'm not posting an actual porno here. However it is in fact something better.

Stallions live. At Oktoberfest Canberra. Watching porn. Dirty porn. On a Mobile phone.



ps. I seem to be addicted to Boney M. Is that wrong?

Monday, November 06, 2006

Get Some Metal Up You!

So as Ferret incinuated in his previous attempt at blogging, Metal For The Brain was our destination of choice this wkend. We put on as much black as we could muster and headed up to the grand bastion of metal festivals in Australia (and sadly the last one ever).

We were confronted with long hair, leather/demin jackets, tight black jeans and tattoos as far as the eye could see. Though did we have fun. There was a very large contingent of attractive ladies present, which was pleasing to see. Not often suspected at a festival of said genre.

I'd like to give a better summary, but some drug use on behalf of myself and Ferret seem to have wiped quite a few memories from the brain. I do remember Blood Duster playing and thinking I would really enjoy to getting into the groove, if only I wasn't so high....

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Heaven 90210

It's party season again folks, and even Canberra is fired up!...

The days are longer, the beers are colder and everyone's got that look in their eyes. That's right, it's summer in the southern hemisphere and we're not wasting any time!

Naturally with all this good weather the festivals are hitting town, the first of which myself and LDK were fortunate enough to catch last weekend. Stonefest at the University of Canberra, it's name has something to do with the laying of the first stone of the university or something... hrmm... whatever... Basically it boils down to a drunken 2-day festival, exhibiting the best of electronic music on friday night followed by a rock-n-roll romp on the saturday (not to mention lots of young uni girls out on the prowl in t-shirts with stupid slogans printed on them.. yum). This year's lineup was somewhat surprising tho.

Friday night we were graced with the presence of Regurgitator... a band that we hadn't heard from in quite some time, I think I speak for both LDK and myself when I say we were impressed.. they churned out the classics, which is probably what most people wanted to hear, I don't recall hearing any new songs but I could be wrong.... I'm no expert on the 'gurge.. The rest of the night was a mess of beats/breaks and booze, had a great time but don't remember paying too much attention to anymore acts that night.

The saturday was decidedly less popular with the punters, I assume this had something to do with the debauchery of night before, the people that did make it out looked pale and a little past it... not that that affected the atmosphere any. Saw Cog, almost fell asleep watching them... methinks they are overrated, 'nuff said. The Mark of Cain brought a tear to my eye, they might be old fellas but they still rock hard, in true Adelaide style (even tho they relocated to Melbourne... we still love 'em).

But the highlight for myself, and I'm sure everyone else who's old enough to remember them (certainly not this year's first-year students), was none other than Chicago-bred rockers Urge Overkill... They pumped out an awesome set, showing the crowd what early 90s stars are capable of when they don't die at age 27... Nash Kato was sporting the sinewy, zero-body-fat Iggy Pop physique and Eddie "King" Roeser's hairline looked as though it had receeded a little since back in the day, but hey, it's been eleven years... and heroin does that to you. They made no attempt at playing anything new, they just churned out the classics, and I gotta say it was like stepping into a time machine... we rocked out to Erica Kane/Bottle of Fur/Sister Havana/Somebody Else's Body and all the other classics from the 2 albums that etched them into my memory when I was young and impressionable. All up I reckon that these victims-of-bad-timing have still got it... Who knows if they'll release another album, who cares really... it's just good to know they came out the other side and can still rock-out-with-their-cocks-out.. Urge gets a big stallion salute for that.

Stay tuned for more stallion summer news, next week is Metal For The Brain, LDK and I will be on the scene once again as official CIH Stallions correspondents...