Ever been to jail?

Well neither had I, until Saturday night that was...

So there I was, happily minding my own business, just walking (perhaps skipping) down the side of Northbourne ave, when to my utter surprise, two cops came out of nowhere, tackled me to the ground and threw me in a divvy van! I was to spend the next 8 hours in a jail cell, where it was finally determined they didnt want to arrest me. What is going on in this world? Did someone say police state?

I spent the 8 hours trying to work out how long I had been then and how long it was before I could leave the said premise. It hard trying to sleep when there are herion junkies coming down screaming "I need help" and banging their heads against the wall so that blood is pouring from their foreheads.

P.S. The Australian Federal Police's version of events is some fanciful lie that I was insanely intoxicated and that I was chasing down cars and making them swerve to miss me. Could this be true? I have never heard a cop that tells the truth yet, probably more like something in the middle :)

To stay or not to stay..

It has been a while since I have posted on our fair blog and for that I apologise, my parkinson's is getting the better of me..

Anyway I just spent the wkend in a little old town called 'Adelaide'. Shithole I hear most of you say? Which I retort with "I live in Canberra bitch!"

I can't talk much about what went on, but lets just say that it was one of the best weekends of my life, there was a bit of something for everyone.

I, like our fans, would like some info on how the other stallions faired...