To the people who send me group emails from o/s

Whats the go with these. I have a number of acquaintances who have gone gallivanting across the world armed with nought but an address book full of emails, so they can rub in just how good a time they are having in Paris,Italy and all those hot and steamy European country's packed with 6ft blond bombshells just gagging for an Aussie accent...soz got a bit off topic there, but damn these emails consist of "only got a few minutes, having such a good time couldn't possibly write it all down because I'd rather be off having a good fucking time!" Well go then then, have your good time, while I while away my day behind a desk, checking my emails every 2nd minute in the hope I can live through you and pretend that I've just visited the Louvre or the Arc de Triumph (sp?).

...and don't get me started on replying. Should I reply? Usually these emails ask a number of questions of home, but how many people is the email addressed to? Is the person hoping for 200 responses just so they can revel in the love from home, while basking in the sun on the Spanish coast. Its not fair, its just not fair!

One last dig...to save people the humiliation of not receiving a reply from said person there is often a disclaimer such as: Please write me but I may not be able to reply to you all, as I'm busy trying to catch the attention of the topless wench who seems to have missplaced my cocktails little umbrella. Arrghhh!

Fuck you, and your good times and keep the emails coming!!!