We're going to NZ bitchers!
That’s right my friends, after zero deliberation Ferret Boy and I have decided to jet off to the South Island of NZ to a little place called Queenstown, the ADRENELINE capital of the world! Eight action packed days of skiing, bundgee jumping, speed boating, drinking and debauchery all for the very small sum of $1500. How long would that last us in our own backyard of Perisha and Thredbo you ask? Probably half as long without the accommodation and lift passes included and oh I don’t know the fact that we’re not in a another country!
A special mention must go out to Cato for organizing this fine trip with all the mods included. The ability to swap ski passes for other activities was a master stroke considering the state we’re going to be in most mornings! Please pass the Berocca.
To help commemorate this occasion, we’re going to ask you, the readers, for a vote on which particular NZ celebration we should include for our next post. Should we;
1. Endure flaming mangina’s. (Yes, that means exactly what it sounds like) Pictorial evidence included of course.
2. Back, sack and crack waxes (ouch!). Please don’t try this at home kids.
Becks eh bro!
N.B. Ferret Boy has also gone to the trouble of including a counter at the bottom of this blog representing how long it will take until the fun begins……
5 Comments:
I don't like where this is going debsie.... but who am I to go against the will of the blog :)
Hehe are you a man or a meat pie?
Someone's going to have to take one for the team. You think Fist will? ;)
please give one to Hulun Cluck for me....you know she's gagging for it
Manginas!!!!
The Guess-The-Scrote game years ago was the reason you count me amongst the readership in the first place.
Also... back, sack AND crack waxes? As a lady friend who knows better, I defy you guys to make it past the first, whichever it may be. Start with the back for any hope of survival.
But still.....
Manginas.
The people have spoken! Theres nothing stopping it now Ferret....this is gonna hurt hehe
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