Monday, August 15, 2005

Lot or Not?

Originally, I'd planned to spend Saturday night in with some beer and TV which seemed like a great idea until I turn the TV on and the rugby's on (I know it's not very blokey, but frankly I've got better things to do than watch 150kg dudes with no necks running head on into each other). I persisted with the idea nonetheless, all the while messaging the other stallions that were in town and attempting to get them out. But alas to no avail. Just as I was giving up hope, Boris comes through in the clutch, he rings me tells me he's got tequila and he's coming round (yay!).
Over a few tequilas (and some morphine pills and some dexies), Boris and myself decided that despite the rest of the stallions reluctance, going out was a great idea, so we head off to Lot 33.
Going to Lot 33 sans pills is pretty non standard, but we gave it a shot and it turned out to be aiight. We drank, we sat, we drank, we sat and so forth as the night crept in to the wee hours.
As we sat in Lot, I started to realise similarities between the place and the rubgy field I'd been watching on TV earlier. Lot 33 was full-to-the-brim of meat heads.. Perhaps it had something with the rugby being on, I'm not sure (I've never been there in a state to notice much before), but it was seriously full of muscle bound dudes with spikey hair and polo shirts with their collars up.

....Not that there's anything wrong with that ;).

When did these guys start taking drugs? I always thought that they just sank piss and raped chicks for fun.. Did I miss a meeting?

Regardless, a great night was had by all.. We even had a bit of a dance, though I'm certain we were not as energetic on the floor as perhaps we would have been with pills in our bellies.

P.S I'm getting this shirt before I go back there. I wanna fit in.

27 Comments:

At 15/8/05 18:15, Blogger Debsie said...

So you want me to start turning my collar down? Is that what your saying?

I know the whole fat footy head culture though, cos I regrettably used to be a part of it.

Look on the bright side though, thanks to Fist you can now relate to footy shenanigans. Think about it, your league knowledge is now full of useful statistics like how many line breaks Colin Best has made in a year or watching any player on the field score a try and simply yelling out Gasnier...

 
At 15/8/05 18:18, Blogger Ferret Boy said...

hahah trust u to take it personally =] Clearly as you are a stallion, these comments don't apply to you debsie.. We love your collar and if u wanna turn it up then that's your perogative.

You have been there and seen the light, that is worth more than just never being there.

GASNIER!

 
At 15/8/05 18:22, Blogger Debsie said...

*Starts singing Britney's my perogative*

 
At 15/8/05 18:36, Blogger Debsie said...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16264400-1248,00.html

hehe off topic but prays for penthouse call up =]

 
At 15/8/05 19:05, Blogger Ferret Boy said...

Go Schapelle!.. I'd buy the mag if it came out.

It's official:
-Schapelle is stallion worthy

I bet she goes off in bed.

 
At 15/8/05 19:16, Blogger Debsie said...

hehe I also may have picked up a stray sms from you Boris....something about you telling Brendan that you couldn't make his partie cos you had a date! haha

who was your date? Ferret boy?

 
At 15/8/05 19:20, Blogger Ferret Boy said...

I wined him, dined him then sixty-nined him honey.

 
At 15/8/05 19:34, Blogger Debsie said...

Hehe damn. Next time how bout some notice boyz. I thought you guys were just getting smashed at yours followed by bonding session.

 
At 15/8/05 21:19, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow this site is quite silly!!!! not sure what to think of it but yous seem like yous have an absolute ball. alex ur a sweetie!!

 
At 15/8/05 21:20, Anonymous Anonymous said...

crazy!!! alex ur hot!

 
At 15/8/05 22:17, Anonymous Anonymous said...

alex i really wanna thank you for last night. your tongue was the greatest in all the greatest spots. you really know how to treat and caress a girl dont you? well i hope we get to do it again soon
p.s. you have the greatest hands!!!

 
At 15/8/05 22:18, Blogger Ferret Boy said...

Damn Boris... looks like u got a fan..
Where's mine dammit =]
GASNIER!

 
At 15/8/05 22:21, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ferret boy your awesome you were great last night and my pal enjoyed your mate heaps. hope we get a repeat xoxo

 
At 15/8/05 22:23, Blogger Debsie said...

Hehe well looks like the Boris identity has been revealed =]

geez just how many dating agencies have you advertised blog? ;)

 
At 15/8/05 22:34, Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay guys ill leave you with that thought!!! ill keep you posted on the whole me and alex thing!!! mwah

 
At 15/8/05 22:34, Blogger Ferret Boy said...

Lucy baby.. you're a real performer... never seen someone do the things u did last nite... I look forward to a repeat...

 
At 15/8/05 22:35, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah must of been a pretty good dream. :)

 
At 15/8/05 22:47, Blogger Ferret Boy said...

Spread 'em and show us your starfish, love =]

 
At 15/8/05 22:54, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys are quite crude. wont be getting any good feed back from me

 
At 15/8/05 23:11, Blogger Ferret Boy said...

What's crude? someone told me lucy had a pet star fish hidden behind a curtain... what were u thinking? ohhhh.. u have a dirty mind.

 
At 16/8/05 21:31, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a shitload of meat there, probably more meat then I see at gaybar.

 
At 21/8/05 16:18, Blogger Attica Wolfcastle, Esq. said...

Dearest Stallions...

QUESTIONS
1) Who is Schapelle Corby? The news of the world outside of the U.S. are not considered 'pertinent' ad 'newsworthy' unless foreigners are dying by the boatload so I have no idea.
2) Is there a secret society of meatheads around the world that has clandestine meetings to determine fashion and behavior patterns for this particular brand of douchebag worldwide? Is there, like, a Meathead Weekly Newsletter that goes out into their Inboxes regularly to ensure proper meathead homogeny goes uninterrupted? Because the similarities between Aussie meatheads and American meatheads, down to the collar popping, are just astounding.

COMMENTS
1) The cinematic embodiment of Boris the Bullet Dodger is a kinsman and a friend of my family. His name is Rade Serbedzija. In real life he's just like Boris except less cheeky and more wealthy.
2) Ferret... I am a fan.

 
At 23/8/05 15:47, Blogger Fist said...

who is schapelle corby?

i wished i lived in a world where i was not exposed to the daily media barrage of the latest in the corby case. altho i guess you have the american equivalents....

so her body board somehow turned into 4kg of drugs

do i care??? maybe

do i have to hear about it every second of the day??? fuck no!

 
At 23/8/05 17:50, Blogger Ferret Boy said...

If she rolled up at mine with 4kg of drugs I wouldn't be complaining.

She was a trend setter in the whole "lets go to bali and get busted with drugs" thing. You have to give her credit for that.

Attica: good to see you're still with us. That's so cool that you know Rade Serbedzija.. we know you, you know Rade.. thats 2 degrees of separation for us... Does that make us somehow cool by association?

...

Hell yes I say!

 
At 24/8/05 06:13, Blogger Attica Wolfcastle, Esq. said...

He's a crazy drunk (I mean that in the best way possible). But a stellar example of humanity nonetheless. I hate that the only roles he ever gets are "Crazy-Eyed Shoot-'em-Upper with Silly Accent."

So let me get this straight... She smuggled 4 kilos of coke in her boogeyboard? What the fuck?!? How does one even come up with a cockamamey scheme like that, and while wearing a ton of blue eyeliner and alluding to one's cleveage, no less? Amazing. I promise you we never even heard a "C" of Corby, thanks to the illuminative diarrhea that is CNN America. By the way, if anyone needs to know every living detail of the daily goings on of the Petersen sixtuplets, I can enlighten you, my friends. There's six of them! It's fascinating!!! Thank you CNN!

 
At 24/8/05 10:39, Blogger Ferret Boy said...

No no no no... it was just pot.. if it was coke I reckon you guys might have heard something.

It was in the body board bag in a giant ziplock bag...

We had a lot of ex-con baggage handlers working in Australian airports (Qantas mainly). They had this thing going where they loaded some random bag up with drugs and then baggage handlers at the destination collected it without the bag owner ever knowing they smuggled drugs. Things went pear shaped for Schapelle cos the baggage handlers at the destination didnt find the drugs in her bag, and her flight was connecting to Bali.. (all the smuggling was domestic, not supposed to go to Bali)

 
At 25/8/05 17:59, Blogger Debsie said...

Hehe I'll take CNN over gey little Vic Lorusso and the channel ten local traffic report any day.

 

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